This weeks quotable quote:
'The game of catch has never been so fun!' - inventor of the hand grenade.

This weeks philosopy lesson:
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Bizzare fact of the week
A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble, then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.

Joke of the week
'This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602. 'If you look out of the windows on the side of the plane, you will observe that both engines are on fire. If you look out the windows on the other side you can see that the wing has fallen off. If you look towards the ocean you will see three people waving from a bright yellow lifeboat. That's me, the co-pilot and one of the stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!'